Jigyimvon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair shrew.

Jigyimvon created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigyimvon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jigyimvon, it will not invite you to parties.

Jigyimvon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jigyimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Jigyimvon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.