Saflargmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish guinea pig.

Saflargmip created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Saflargmip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saflargmip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Saflargmip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Saflargmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.