Fodzedguddadgem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast gorilla.

Fodzedguddadgem created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Fodzedguddadgem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodzedguddadgem, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodzedguddadgem's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fodzedguddadgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Hide if six badgers approach from the south.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.