Botstafrat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying lizard.

Botstafrat created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botstafrat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botstafrat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Botstafrat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Botstafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Botstafrat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.