Hot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, stupid faun.

Hot created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight capybaras near bridges.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.