Funmumhin Genzaglat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, kind hydra.

Funmumhin Genzaglat created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funmumhin Genzaglat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funmumhin Genzaglat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Funmumhin Genzaglat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Funmumhin Genzaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never write about comets.