Sogliplik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent mouse.

Sogliplik created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogliplik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogliplik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sogliplik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sogliplik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Sogliplik on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about spacetime near monkeys while wearing pink skirts and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.