Hasfunhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, flying rhinoceros.

Hasfunhug created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasfunhug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hasfunhug, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hasfunhug's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hasfunhug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Hasfunhug first in all things.