Busgidsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fussy camel.

Busgidsaw created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgidsaw, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Busgidsaw, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Busgidsaw's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Busgidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.