Busgidsaw is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, fussy
camel.
Busgidsaw created humankind five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Busgidsaw, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Busgidsaw, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Busgidsaw's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Busgidsaw's Holy Commandments1. Never go into yellow rooms.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.