Rutbestdut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid hippopotamus.

Rutbestdut created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutbestdut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rutbestdut, it will come to you in dreams.

Rutbestdut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rutbestdut's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.