Bethaprow is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited
wyvern.
Bethaprow created the planet Venus seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bethaprow, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bethaprow, she will remove you from existence.
Bethaprow's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Bethaprow's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bethaprow four times a day.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bethaprow.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.