Quafwadwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent shark.

Quafwadwad created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quafwadwad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quafwadwad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quafwadwad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Quafwadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Quafwadwad's priests.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.