Higwipceb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent wyrm.

Higwipceb created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higwipceb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higwipceb, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Higwipceb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Higwipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higwipceb.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.