Bosskapflanlithanveen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever wombat.

Bosskapflanlithanveen created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosskapflanlithanveen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bosskapflanlithanveen, she will destroy your home planet.

Bosskapflanlithanveen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bosskapflanlithanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bosskapflanlithanveen on top of important buildings.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.