Dissflapbess is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing alligator.

Dissflapbess created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dissflapbess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissflapbess, she will strike you with lightening.

Dissflapbess' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dissflapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Worship no other gods but Dissflapbess.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.