Nigbomgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty dragonfly.

Nigbomgep created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbomgep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigbomgep, it will manifest in front of you.

Nigbomgep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nigbomgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide if three sheep approach from the south.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Nigbomgep loves snails, so they must be honoured.