Didkadart is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish rat.

Didkadart created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didkadart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didkadart, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Didkadart's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Didkadart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never mention goats.