Venmanvadcid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless hydra.

Venmanvadcid created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Venmanvadcid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Venmanvadcid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Venmanvadcid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Venmanvadcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Venmanvadcid.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your chest.