Kenarmcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish octopus.

Kenarmcit created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenarmcit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kenarmcit, he will ignore you.

Kenarmcit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kenarmcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Kenarmcit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.