Nellquimzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful shrew.

Nellquimzod created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellquimzod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellquimzod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nellquimzod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nellquimzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Nellquimzod in the centre of the settlement.