Kenganhudrow is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental donkey.

Kenganhudrow created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenganhudrow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kenganhudrow, it will come to you in dreams.

Kenganhudrow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kenganhudrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kenganhudrow on top of all buildings.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.