Megvidsab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous skunk.

Megvidsab created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megvidsab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megvidsab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Megvidsab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megvidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.