Yakdibmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying crab.

Yakdibmeg created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdibmeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yakdibmeg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yakdibmeg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yakdibmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing green trousers.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.