Wonsterbin is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable
capybara.
Wonsterbin created the planet Saturn three million years ago.
If you believe in
Wonsterbin, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Wonsterbin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Wonsterbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Wonsterbin's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry geese.
2. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not dye your hair brown.
5. Never look at asteroids.