Wonsterbin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable capybara.

Wonsterbin created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Wonsterbin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonsterbin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wonsterbin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wonsterbin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never look at asteroids.