Fosshivxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful parrot.

Fosshivxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshivxuc, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosshivxuc, it will not care.

Fosshivxuc's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fosshivxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Fosshivxuc.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fosshivxuc.