Ingtintig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous chicken.

Ingtintig created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtintig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ingtintig, he will laugh at you.

Ingtintig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ingtintig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Ingtintig loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Never look at moons.
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