Ruttzagxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish lion.

Ruttzagxin created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzagxin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttzagxin, it will turn you into a rock.

Ruttzagxin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ruttzagxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never run near moths.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Worship no other gods but Ruttzagxin.