Lidgovban is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome hedgehog.

Lidgovban created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgovban, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidgovban, he will turn you into a rock.

Lidgovban's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lidgovban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Pray towards the west.