Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful manatee.

Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak, she will turn you into a duck.

Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stipstiggudvadbinfunzenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.
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