Ladbidwik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever capybara.

Ladbidwik created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbidwik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ladbidwik, he will not care at all.

Ladbidwik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ladbidwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always remove hats before touching nickel.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.