Zedladyim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unjust fox.

Zedladyim created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedladyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedladyim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zedladyim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zedladyim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Never wear purple jumpers.