Fenzimgid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent ant.

Fenzimgid created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenzimgid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fenzimgid, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fenzimgid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fenzimgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.