Yarlnurcab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical
cat.
Yarlnurcab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarlnurcab, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yarlnurcab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Yarlnurcab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Yarlnurcab's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bread.
2. Do not take Yarlnurcab's name in vain.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never think about spacetime.
5. Do not chop down trees.