Yarlnurcab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical cat.

Yarlnurcab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnurcab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarlnurcab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarlnurcab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yarlnurcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not take Yarlnurcab's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not chop down trees.