Misflysig Yarttonquill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental hippopotamus.

Misflysig Yarttonquill created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misflysig Yarttonquill, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misflysig Yarttonquill, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Misflysig Yarttonquill's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Misflysig Yarttonquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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