Zimmigmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak butterfly.

Zimmigmob created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimmigmob, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimmigmob, she will send minions to preach to you.

Zimmigmob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zimmigmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zimmigmob's name in vain.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not place wheat upon stone.