Mablimsas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving owl.

Mablimsas created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablimsas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mablimsas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Mablimsas' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mablimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.