Fligzimteen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering squid.

Fligzimteen created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligzimteen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligzimteen, it will send you a sign.

Fligzimteen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fligzimteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Never eat oranges on fasting days.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always act with humility.