Pangcusspangtimcattik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing wasp.

Pangcusspangtimcattik created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Pangcusspangtimcattik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pangcusspangtimcattik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pangcusspangtimcattik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pangcusspangtimcattik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Pangcusspangtimcattik first in all things.