Fagmuthimpid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured ferret.

Fagmuthimpid created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagmuthimpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagmuthimpid, she will turn you into a snail.

Fagmuthimpid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fagmuthimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before touching zinc.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always store rice above ground.

5. Always cleanse water with water.