Gabbitcub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic squid.

Gabbitcub created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbitcub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabbitcub, it will turn you into a mole.

Gabbitcub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gabbitcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Never look at comets.