Dibnatflagnutt is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring
weasel.
Dibnatflagnutt created the planet Mars two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dibnatflagnutt, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dibnatflagnutt, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Dibnatflagnutt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Dibnatflagnutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
3. Never think about solid mechanics.
4. Never paint your chest red.
5. Do not cook food in pots.