Xenmin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring capybara.

Xenmin created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenmin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenmin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Xenmin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Xenmin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.