Dunstafpad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless grasshopper.

Dunstafpad created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunstafpad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunstafpad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dunstafpad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunstafpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing fawn kilts and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.