Jadyimarm is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering penguin.

Jadyimarm created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadyimarm, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadyimarm, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jadyimarm's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jadyimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never hop in the presence of eagles.