Fombanrot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, grumpy fox.

Fombanrot created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombanrot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fombanrot, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fombanrot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fombanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fombanrot on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.