Besskanhig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciful otter.

Besskanhig created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskanhig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Besskanhig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Besskanhig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Besskanhig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Besskanhig.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.