Flisfathud is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sapient ant.

Flisfathud created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisfathud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flisfathud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flisfathud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flisfathud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flisfathud.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing brown ear rings and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Do not listen to music.
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