Fadrilltof is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic crab.

Fadrilltof created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrilltof, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadrilltof, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fadrilltof's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadrilltof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Do not take Fadrilltof's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.