Huglogwit is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful
wombat.
Huglogwit created water nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Huglogwit, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Huglogwit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Huglogwit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Huglogwit's Holy Commandments1. Always wear turquoise.
2. Hide if six dolphins approach from the east.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Huglogwit loves ducks, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not kill foxes.