Komtencunfomdonpak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome zebra.

Komtencunfomdonpak created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komtencunfomdonpak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Komtencunfomdonpak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Komtencunfomdonpak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Komtencunfomdonpak's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never paint your arms pink.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.