Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet goat.

Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag, he will remove you from existence.

Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kapbegbog Rawigkon Loopgadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Do not name children after frogs.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always look after injured gulls.