Cunfemcud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair fly.

Cunfemcud created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunfemcud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunfemcud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cunfemcud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cunfemcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not prepare oranges while filled with pride.

5. Do not kill otters.