Pangedtag Queegdabdid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, capable dragon.

Pangedtag Queegdabdid created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangedtag Queegdabdid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangedtag Queegdabdid, it will turn you into a duck.

Pangedtag Queegdabdid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pangedtag Queegdabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pangedtag Queegdabdid's priests.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Never feed bananas to nematodes while wearing ear rings.

5. Do not make images of living things.