Cissxuckflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, staggering fox.

Cissxuckflig created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissxuckflig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cissxuckflig, it will turn you into a goat.

Cissxuckflig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cissxuckflig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Cissxuckflig's priests.

3. Put Cissxuckflig first in all things.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Cissxuckflig loves eagles, so they must be respected.