Cissxuckflig is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, staggering
fox.
Cissxuckflig created an electron eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissxuckflig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cissxuckflig, it will turn you into a goat.
Cissxuckflig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Cissxuckflig's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always obey Cissxuckflig's priests.
3. Put Cissxuckflig first in all things.
4. Always help sick sharks.
5. Cissxuckflig loves eagles, so they must be respected.