Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy hummingbird.

Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Mitbugfig Stragcarjan Ingragcat on top of important buildings.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.