Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing hare.

Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cemsandsomnurl Ditquatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.