Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating elephant.

Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist, he will not care.

Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bogmiptetti Batstandog Sannadlist's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.