Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, moody
fairy.
Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp, she will not invite you to parties.
Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Siswatpas Tinarpbodgunlarp in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always help sick monkeys.
5. Never look in ponds.