Bifhabveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet cobra.

Bifhabveen created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhabveen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bifhabveen, he will laugh at you.

Bifhabveen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bifhabveen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never chant while facing east.