Megsugvadfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent beaver.

Megsugvadfat created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsugvadfat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megsugvadfat, she will turn you into a rock.

Megsugvadfat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Megsugvadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to eagles while wearing green scarves.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.