Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful frog.

Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed, he will turn you into a snail.

Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yattyokfadpoppoghastaffed's name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.